24 Hours To Live

“If I had twenty-four hours to kick the bucket, f*ck I probably eat some fried chicken and drink a Nantucket…” -Jadakiss

Well, ladies and gentleman as you all know according to some sources allegedly the Rapture is upon us.  To be quite honest, I never thought I’d live to see that day.  It’s a running joke between my best friend and I that when it all goes down, I want to be sleep.  That’s right, sleep.  I want to wake up after everything is over.  In my mind, the whole ordeal would occur a little something like this:

The Rapture has gone down.  All of God’s children are with Him, except one.

I wake up and rub my eyes.  Disoriented, I look to the right of my bed and see a man sitting patiently.  Alarmed at first, a sense of calm quickly overcomes me.

LaLa:  Jesus?

Jesus:  Yes, LaLa.  Come with me.  I’ve been waiting for you. 

End Scene.

Now I don’t know where we would go, but I’d be with Jesus so I’m straight.  Perhaps I could help in the post-Rapture clean up or something.  Who knows.  All I know is, that I’d probably die of a heart attack if I were to witness the Rapture.  Although I’m a G-Status Platinum card member, I start shaking in my boots at the thought the world ending or me ascending up in the air waiting to enter heaven.  Not the fact that it’ll happen, but the thought of seeing it all is what frightens me.  I know that it should be a joyous occasion (going to heaven and what not) but I’d prefer not to see the Four Horseman and whoever else they roll with.

So in the event that this is my last post, here a  few not so dismal tracks about…uh, death, crossroads and the world ending.

It’s been real EarHeads!

Mase- 24 Hours

Prince- 1999

R.E.M.- It’s The End Of The World

Marvin Gaye- If I Should Die Tonight

Bone Thugs -N- Harmony- Crossroads